There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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