If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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