so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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