Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I seem to have left my pride at pride
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
