return my video game
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
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