You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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