why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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