If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
