would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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