And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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