I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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