My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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