I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
