Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
