Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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