hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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