Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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