Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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