How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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