He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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