I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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