fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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