trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
how drunk are you?
Several
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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