Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
We are all done wearing pants today
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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