'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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