No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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