I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Randomize
