we're blogging at a bar
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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