I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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