The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
im calling her cock vulture from now on
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
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