I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Randomize
