david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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