Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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