Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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