I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I love having hate sex.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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