I want to stick my p in your. b.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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