You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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