Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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