I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
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