Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I supernannyed him into submission
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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