My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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