scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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