i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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