Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Randomize
