I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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