SEEEEXXX PLEASE
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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