If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Randomize