i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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