their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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