just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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