Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Randomize
