The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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