Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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