dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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